Lindsay is joined by author Guy Morris to discuss his book, The Curse of Cortés.

Lindsay and Madison discuss Grace O’Malley, the Pirate Queen of Connaught, as well as why you should never cross an Irish lass, that it’s not lying if you keep up PART of the bargain, and how to be an epic badass.

In this special crossover episode with Shots and Thoughts podcast, Lindsay and Madison, along with Sean and Chris, learn about the Golden Age of Piracy. You also get to hear Lindsay and Madison freestyle rap if that’s an extra draw for you.

Lindsay and Madison discuss Stede Bonnet, the Gentleman Pirate, as well as how you should never give up on your dreams (unless it’s a midlife crisis), that you should never trust a pirate who will shoot his first mate, and how silly it would be to be a pirate starfish.

Lindsay and Madison discuss Henry Every—the King of Pirates, as well as why you should never transport large sums of money by boat, that you can never go wrong as long as your ship has a sweetass name, and how even pirates can have a code of honor.

Lindsay and Madison discuss the most fearsome female pirate of all time - Ching Shih - as well as how she invented the prenup, that seducing your adopted son can have far-reaching benefits (even if it toes the line of being squicky), and that we love listener stories.