Lindsay and Madison discuss the Sand Creek Massacre, as well as the importance of speaking up when you see injustice, that not every person of authority has the best interests of all at heart, and why it’s so important to acknowledge and accept the wrongs of history.

Lindsay and Madison discuss Thomas Morton, as well as why Puritans were the effing worst, that it’s okay to have a party once in a while, and how to write a book that throws shade on your enemies while also including the awe-inspiring beauty of a New World.

Lindsay and Madison discuss the Nez Perce War, as well as why it’s not okay to force people out of their homes, that being white doesn’t make you right, and how to respectfully acknowledge that you were wrong.

Lindsay and Madison discuss the “Thanksgiving Day” Pequot/Mystic Massacre of 1637, as well as why it’s not okay to celebrate slaughtering people, that history doesn’t always have everything right, and how you can ethically acknowledge our traditional American Thanksgiving.

Lindsay and Madison discuss the Bigfoot-Choctaw War of 1855, as well as why you shouldn’t anger a bigfoot, that you’re gonna smell a sasquatch before you see it, and how you should always take bigfoot sightings with a grain of salt.

Lindsay and Madison discuss the pre-Thanksgiving tragedy that was The Great Dying, as well as the dangers of introducing foreign disease, that it’s gross to say plagues are “part of God’s divine plan,” and how devastating a single drop of pee can be (listen and you’ll get it).